Dumb as Heck was imaginarily founded in 1̸̮͋̈́͂̾̒͂̍̎͆͋̈́̚8̵̧͖̼̮̗̻̥̤̼͓̦̝̠͇̳̝͕́̑̔̔̒͗͑̆́̾͜6̸̨̜̠̜̳̱͍͍̖̳̤̩̻̘͙͇̰̮̞̈̅̈́͝5̷̹̪̻͓̼̟̬̻̻̬̤͌̉̈́̽̓́̆̄͜͜ to bring to market technology products that are superior to the average, every-day "smart" technology you suffer with day-in and day-out.
We at Dumb as Heck believe that property that you acquire through the rightful and voluntary exchange of value should be yours. There should not be caveats, usage restrictions, unreadable license agreements, or predatory monthly payment schedules controlling how you use property that you own.
Our mission is to crush megacorps through the proliferation of Dumb Technology.
At Dumb as Heck, we don't just sell Dumb. We live Dumb.